OUR STORY
After swiping through countless fish pics and gym selfies, Bella finally found T.J.'s profile, which stood out because he was the only person whose personality section wasn't just their Instagram handle.
"I liked it, so I put a ring on it... after Mark Zuckerberg's algorithm put us together" - T.J.
BUT THE GREATEST OF THESE IS LOVE
Events
When we discovered we both still used Facebook Dating in 2024, we knew we were meant to be. Only two people this behind on trends could be perfect for each other.
Rehearsal
Dinner
Vixen - Red Jumpsuit concert
7 PM - VIP say TPT at the door
Rehearsal
Dinner
Broght to you by Sexy Flexy
in cooperation with Team Party Train
Main
Ceremony
February 14th, 2016https://maps.app.goo.gl/RRfgFnJVqWAJhn2aA
2:30 PM
Main
Ceremony
Caribbean-themed party bar & music venue a mile offshore serving adult boaters (or shuttle riders).Wedding
Reception
September 11th, 2016Bella's Bouncies Indoor Inflatable Play Center
5:00 PM - 1:30 AM
Wedding
Reception
Bella's Bouncies Indoor Inflatable Play CenterTHE WEDDING PARTY
We met at Jeremy's house (neutral territory - smart, right?) to watch Chris Brown music videos. T.J. tried to recreate the dance moves from "Forever" and only sprained one ankle (the one with the good tendon ~fuck me right??). Bella was impressed by his commitment to the bit.
REGISTRY
Instead of traditional gifts, we're accepting:
- Facebook likes
- Instagram followers
- TikTok dance suggestions
- Actual presents (fine, here's the real registry link)
WILL YOU BE COMING?
RSVP: Are You Showing Up or Nah?
Alright, let’s cut the crap. We’re not here to play coy—this is the part where you tell us if you’re coming to T.J. and Bella’s epic day or if you’re going to be "washing your hair" for the sixth Saturday in a row. We’re adults here… well, most of us. Jeremy, we’re looking at you.
Option 1: "HELL YES, I’M IN"
Congrats, you’re either family, a true friend, or just need an excuse to drink somewhere that isn’t your couch. Either way, welcome aboard! We’ll save you a good chair and make sure Jeremy doesn’t sit next to you (you’re welcome).
Option 2: "MEH, STILL DECIDING"
Oh, you’re playing the long game. Waiting to see if something better comes along? Hate to break it to you, but your ex will be there, and yes, they’re bringing someone hotter. Guess that settles it—see you at the open bar.
Option 3: "CAN’T MAKE IT"
Sure, your “grandma’s ferret’s baptism” just happens to fall on the same day. Totally legit. We’ll add you to the list of people who owe us dinner. Don’t worry, we’re not mad—just mildly judging you forever.